Dear Ah Beng,
I currently have a boyfriend, who is good and kind to me, and we always have a pleasant time together. But recently, an old flame came back into my life. He is wild, irresponsible, and for some reason, I find him incredibly sexy. I am so tempted to have a fling with him, but am afraid of hurting my boyfriend. What can I do?
Torn Between Two Lovers

Dear Torn Between Two Lovers, To have to choose between two suitors is always a porblem. Choose one, and you will always wonder about what might have happened with the other. So I suggest you use 'lateral thinking'. I think so you have two choices. One: have a threesome with both of them. Two: get rid of both of them, and go out with a third party. If you choose option One, tell me, so I can come and watch. If you choose option Two, my brothers at the Chap Sar Tiam secret society got special offer this week on hooting. They can come and hoot your two friends upside down, and then you can pak tor with me. But only if you're a chio bu.
Ah Beng

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haha.. ok.. where was i? hm.. in e play ground! yes! then eli revceived this call from e taxi driver-- turned out tt she left her wallet in e taxi.. and didnt noe lor! then kok was sayin.. on e taxi, eli they all were tokin bout white hair, then eli didnt realise tt e taxi driver was full of white hair.. somemore when kok tried to save e situation by sayin: white hair is e sign of wisdom--eli laughed it off..

then she feel damn bad lar.. damn guilty i think... haha.. jj was like a free portable radio.. keep on singing.. so we were like crappin crapping... haha.. then sent yuwen and gv.. they gtg le.. came back and found tt ed left also.. his mum chase him to go home and eat dinner...

then wen back lor.. crapped somemore i think.. then wen down to eat.. end up eatin some honeydew sago thingy.. quite nice.. =) haha.. nick was bullyin eli! keep stealin her wallet.. then eli go and pinch him.. *ouch* haha.. poor him heh? loL

then later we went back.. and crapped around somemore.. then wen home le...

haiz.. dun even wanna tok bout it.. said bye bye to derek at 8. 40.. got onto taxi at 9.40.. crap.. kao beh..

haha.. get well soon derek!

haha.. ytd super fun leh.. must recap whole thing!!

14 30: eat lunch with jj.. yoshi!!! haha.. damn yummie lor! esp when u never eat proper food since last lunch! haha..

15 00: eat finish le, then call everett.. ask him if he going to see derek.. everyone go all fun fun mah.. haha, then he say he dun wanna go... dun feel like going.. going safra to train... hm.. funni.. cos he was e one whole made me wanna go see derek in e first place.. so i keep tryin to persuade him to go (he better thank me lor, he practically laughed more than me lor)

then everett called me, say he going.. so he wen bishan, where jj and i was.. =)

16 00: stillin buyin the pressie for derek.. tt everett koh keep callin and rushin us.. in e end, bought a huge plastic board and paint marker to doodle on it and a singing flower!!! =) so cute lor!!! and rush rush rush rush rush rush.. ready to get scolded by our dear MR PISSED... hee.. sry lar..

ok.. lost track of time...

met everett, he still ok.. like expression ok, abit bemused, quite glad.. i hate pissin ppl off.. see i so nice lor

then we got onto e train, wat else, then tried to doodle on e plastic board.. at first, we wanted to get him a black board, cool mah.. but scared superstition.. black unlucky mah.. so got er.. green! hehe.. he in thoburn anyway mah.. so im sure he wun mind lar.. loL

everett took one look at e board, confirm i choose de.. fine lor!!! i thot only e rg gals noe tt i like green.. loL haha.. i wrote e nice nice nice GET WELL SOON haha.. see i so nice!!!

got to bounavista.. aiyah.. dunno how to spell lar.. anyway.. then took a bus.. 95-- take not.. 95 to NUH is a loop bus, must must must must must rmb... i took.. and forgot... haha..anyway, got there and wrote a nice ncie poem on it...

roses are red,
violets are blue,
monkeys like u
should be kept in e zoo.

dun be angry,
cos i'll be there too.
not in e cage,
but laughin at U!!

aint it sweet? see im so nice to derek.. i hope xian dun get jealous.. haha..

got there.. just nice the rest of them were there in e kopitiam.. haha.. jj and me pulled e gals to write stuff on e board.. then everyone wrote: (i love u!-xian) haha.. xian might be pissed leh..
wah.. gv damn zai leh.. anyhow draw draw also veri nice.. so zai lor!! haha.. then drew stick figure of derek with a broken arm and sayin: i love xian! loL poor xian.. marcus got competition leh!! ah.. so fun!!!

then gave e board plus e singing flower to derek.. he seem quite ok.. rather happy lar =) haha.. then yuwen and gv i think.. put their name tags on his sling.. so fun!

then wen back to derek's ward.. then kok wanna play in e playground.. so e 206 ppl wen there.. but i got low bp.. so tell jj pei me.. then eli's phone rang, so no choice have to run to e playground to pass to eli.. it turned out tt xian called her.. and xian sad cos she failed some sort of guides test... damn sad lor.. then kok was tokin to here... but in e end, it turned out tt she never fail--she passed! only to trick them! haha.. make until kok so worried leh.. haha..

we were playin on e see saw.. then me and gv stand in e middle.. damn fun.. and they swing damn hard.. then yuwen was screamin.. poor her...

then e guys also come out le.. so just crap crap crap.. play play play..

ok.. to be continued... =)

i hate u

i dunno y u hav to do this to me.. i mean.. i noe its not ur fault but.. i dunno.. maybe im just over sensitive...

im depressed.. and u are like so super heck care.. when u were depressed.. i was like so freakin worried.. keep askin u if u were ok or not... wahlau.. should not even hav bothered bout u.. u die i also dun care rite.. fine.. now i also dun care lor.. wtf

lala

My heart died a lonely death,
The day Sarah left for the stars.

I told her I loved her.
She told me Love was a waste of time.
And better things awaited her,
Up in the stars.
Up in the stars.
So my heart was broken.
The day Sarah left for the stars.

I asked her not to leave, to stay with me.
I told her I couldn't live without her.
She smiled and told me I was a fool.
Packed her bags, and left.
So it all ended.It all ended.
The day Sarah left for the stars.

I miss your touch,
And the soft feel of your lips,
Like the kiss you gave me right before you left me.
Right before you left me.
On the day you left for the stars.

So I'm still here.
Foolishly waiting.
Still clinging on to that foolish emotion called Love.
Still foolishly clinging on.
And it's been so long,
Since the day you left for the stars.

My heart died and left for the stars.
On that day.
On that fateful, fateful day.T
he day Sarah left for the stars.

omg.. it rocks.. haiz.. jy bu shi ren de.. how can he write something so nice??? haiz.. kao beh

im super stressed lar.. i tell u.. today must finish geo.. then if got time then do bita rs.. if no time then dun do.. then tmr do.. ah.. i never even look at lite lor! ahhh!!!!

i love me

i dunno lar.. suddenly im thankful for life.. for all the things it had give me--pretty not bad so far.. lettin me meet all those great ppl and stuff.. and well.. at least letting me try the things tt i thot to be greener yeh.. =)

im really really thankful for letting me try all these...

well, im sorri tt i ruined my life in my own hands, well, at least i tried.. sort of anyway...

bye....

im so... rowk!

hhaa... im so hurt.. still being influenced by jy's msg.. haha.. shall crap somemore

and maybe.. if you really leave me, well.. i dunno.. would it too foolish to just end my life like tt.. i dunno
maybe .. just maybe.. i should go first heh?

ok.. haha.. done not bad for math.. quite happy now..

haha.. =)

just finish geo test and stuff.. haiz.. freaking stressed lar.. wat to do? nth..wtf haiz.. wth.. i didnt noe tt i said im stressed!! am i stressed?? i dunno leh.. haiz.. miss lim say i now veri skinny.. askin me if its cos i too stressed.. no wah.. where got skinny.. dun hav wah.. am i stressed? i dunno..

haiz.. wat if i wake up one day and just realise tt the person closest to you just.. disappeared just like tt? i dunno.. i dun wanna think how it would feel.. but sometimes i wish tt would happen.. cos it would give me a reason to die! wun it be nice.. loL

ok.. now kris keep sayin tt i keep blogging bout HIM haiz.. who is e him??? blog also got prob one meh?? haha.. k lar.. go and surf net again..boo